Godly and Funny Roast Quotes: Best Roasting Lines for Friends, Epic Roast Battles, and Good Roasts for Girls

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Godly and Funny Roast Quotes

Best Roasting Lines for Friends

  1. “I would  agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.”
  2. “You are not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.”
  3. “If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich.”
  4. “I would explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home.”
  5. “You are proof that even god makes mistakes sometimes.”
  6. “Is your drama going to an intermission soon? I need a break.”

Epic Roast Battles

  1. “You’re the reason nobody likes you.”
  2. “Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall.”
  3. “You bring everyone a lot of joy…when you leave the room.”
  4. “You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.'”
  5. “You should wear a condom on your head, if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.”
  6. “I’m not saying you’re fat, but every time you turn around, it’s your birthday.”

Good Roasts for Girls

  1. “If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in great shape.”
  2. “Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?”
  3. “You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.”
  4. “You sound better with your mouth closed.”
  5. “You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.”
  6. “I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.”
  7. “You’re not a princess; you’re a catastrophe in disguise.”
  8. “You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous.”
  9. “Your secrets are safe with me. I don’t even listen when you tell me them.”
  10. “You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.'”
  11. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabbitch.”

Friendship-Themed Roasts

  1. “Friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there. Luckily, you’re like a black hole.”
  2. “You’re my best friend, but remember, even Batman had an Alfred.”
  3. “You’re the kind of friend who’d help me move a body, just so I’d owe you one.”
  4. “Why be moody when you can shake yo booty! Oh wait, you have none.”
  5. “You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
  6. “I’d take a bullet for you—not in the head, but like in the leg or something.”

Sibling Rivalry

  1. “I’m not saying you’re a terrible cook, but even the smoke alarm is cheering you on.”
  2. “You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room.”
  3. “You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
  4. “If you were a spice, you’d be flour.”
  5. “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

Conclusion

Using these quotes you can roast and toast your friends ,siblings and your girl or boy friend. but remember one thing it’s all are fun!